I was expecting something slick, funny, and stylized, maybe in the vein of Lock Stock but with more shit blowing up like The Boondock Saints (lest you think I flat-out hate the genre). Instead I got the good bits of the trailer, strung together by a convoluted, boring plot and pointless, forgettable characters. If you're interested in it for any particular cast member -- because a few interesting people is the other way they suckered me in -- ask and I'll tell you if they survive the first reel or not.
Ryan Reynolds, though, was quite good. I'd gladly pay ten bucks to see him in a decent movie, maybe with Taraji P. Henson and Alicia Keys reprising their assasin roles, because -they- were cool. The rest, though? The suck. So much suck.