(Also, can I just say, Clive Owen is painfully attractive. Not news -- we've all known it since Croupier at the very least -- but still worth mentioning.)
Then, against my better judgment, I saw The Good German. Since I have gone, I can spare you all the experience. I know, I know, you'll think, "It has people I like! And it's shot in black and white -- that should be cool!" But you should not think these things. You should think about how, when he was asked on "The Daily Show", George Clooney couldn't come up with a reason why they had made the movie aside from the fact that they could. That's a red flag right there, folks.
At least I didn't pay for it.
(Oh my GOD. It was LUCA. From the BABY-SITTERS CLUB. No wonder he looked familiar. Aiiee.)